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i am giving you fuckers an ‘about me’

hi my name is moira i’m kinda dumb but here’s some things about me personally

-i’m canadian p cool huh

-i’m one of those uncool fifteen year olds

-my birthday is august 27th if you felt like sending a birthday cake bomb to my house

-sometimes i’m high in fibre

-i got this cool condition called hypoglycemia so yeah i guess that’s why i have mood swings sometimes

-my number one fear is fast-moving water/things under the water like shells and water life

-i fuckin love space ok like if i wasn’t shit at science and math and actually liked taking courses on them i would totally go work for nasa right now

-i like masquerade masks they’re fuckin cool i have some it’s awesome

-i love zombie stuff but if an apocalypse ever happened i’d be taking a one-way bullet to a happier place lemme tell you

-i have an awesome batch of friends and i love them soooo much, they’re like my illegitimate family or something

here are my interests even though i am not gonna interest you with my interests [but can i interest you in a deal on mustard??]:

• homestuck
• supernatural
• doctor who sometimes
• hell lets even throw in sherlock somewhere
• left 4 dead/2
• portal/2
• basically everything valve ok
• oooo fashion who doesn’t like fashion
• interior design
• history
• good art because damn
• adventure time
• quotes sometimes

you can find this shit on my blog normally i also like witty puns and text posts ;;;;]

wow i’m gonna make you take a look at my ships

• caroline/cave johnson [portal 2]
• wheatley/chell [portal 2]
• shane/lori [the walking dead]
• carl/sophia [the walking dead]
• carol/daryl [the walking dead]
• andrea/shane [the walking dead]
• michonne/t-dog [the walking dead]
• sofia lamb/gilbert alexander [bioshock 2]
• brigid tenenbaum/frank fontaine [bioshock]
• dr. yi suchong/big daddy drill *canon* [bioshock]
• castiel/dean [supernatural]
• sazh/vanille <>[final fantasy: xiii]
• hope/vanille <3/<>[final fantasy: xiii]
• hope/lightning <>[final fantasy: xiii]
• fang/vanille <3/<>[final fantasy: xiii]
• snow/lightning <3[final fantasy: xiii]

also homestuck ships just for kicks

• dirk<3roxy
• vriska<3/<3<gamzee
• tavros<3nepeta
• feferi<3eridan
• jake<3jane

  any other ships i probably do not like but still reblog gr8 art or funny posts for

• dirk<3jake
• john<3karkat
• john<3dave
• john<3vriska
• feferi<3sollux
• roxy<3jane

so yeah you can contact me at these places, but when you add me, you have to tell me who you are:

skype: daftapocalypse

msn: daftapocalypse@live.ca

steam: daftapocalypse

neopets because why the hell not: becquerelle

thanks for reading my resume have a nice day